Can someone come up with a catchy title for my editorial about Athens' and Sparta's governments?

I'm writing my first editorial. I have to present it in front of the cl. I hate presentations, so I had to keep my editorial very calm. Now I need a really creative title, but it can't be cheesy or inappropriate. The editorial is about athen's democracy and Sparta's mixed form of government. I took Athens's side. I have no idea what type of title to come up with though. Please help..